September182014

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

  • Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
  • Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
  • Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
  • Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
  • Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
  • Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
  • Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
7PM

(Source: 1ibertine, via greeklesbian)

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hanndango:

this will never get old

(Source: vinebox, via greeklesbian)

6PM

(Source: wolverxne, via freckled-prep)

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mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

(Source: tarachambller, via troyesivan)

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(Source: pugdomination, via jackhoward)

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jdude000:

OH MY GOD

(Source: best-of-memes, via lady-nickelbottoms)

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